On this page you will learn all about jorts and their uses, as well as how to create your own jorts for wearing and amusement.Jorts are the foundation of humantity
they allow for subtle leg movements while remaining blue and short.
I like jorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.
How to Make Jorts
Jorts are jean shorts, made by cutting the legs off a pair of jeans.
Now that you've made your jorts, you are free to wear them and dance about.
It is recommended that you do this with a horse mask on, but that, of course, is optional.
Go out into the world and proudly show off your jorts.
